This morning in the Jewish centre a bunch of priests, Mullahs and one Rabbi met to do the program called MARS, which is basically a religious unity program. 20 people showed and spoke about a whole bunch of stuff, none of which the Rabbi understood.
So instead he sat in the hot room for THREE WHOLE HOURS pretendiong to agree with all the Russian that was spoken, and doing alot of doodling.
He also sent a few accomplishing text messages to his wife, in which he found out the valuable information that Miriam made a giant poop at 11:30 (let the record stand).
Finally they brought out food, and the Rabbi got to meet other members of the deity. There was priest with a long, grey beard who has a very cheery outlook, and they spoke alot, and there was a Ukrainian missionary who spoke English.
Everyone was fascinated by the Rabbi, and took pictures with him, some asking straight out, other trying to do so unobtrusively by pretending to take pictures of objects such as a dirty vase, and then clearing their throat and "missing", instead getting a full-face photo of the Rabbi's nose.
It was kind of fun (the eating part).
Hopefully next time I will understand what they spoke about.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
3 comments:
This one was completely funny. I laughed all through reading it...The previous one was funny at certain parts.
That's my comment.
(Man,I sound like a 2 year old.
Well, as long as this thing for pictures of you is not just something American newspapers like to do. :)
Russian and Ukranian clergy as well, apparently.
B's- 0
Habs- 1
No panic!
Awesome
Pictures?
Post a Comment