The right side of my jaw started bothering me two days ago, and I assumed it was a toothache. It kept me up two nights ago, it kept me up last night.
I went to the dentist, and after doing work on my teeth and finding several cavities etc. I asked him why I was (and still am) in so much pain.
"Stress." He said.
Basically, somehow I have knots in my jaw, and now I have to do these facial exercizes invented by Jim Carrey, and apply a hot pad onto my jaw every 20 minutes. I also should rest and take lots of Advil.
Apparently this is something he sees alot of, and he said I'll probably have this problem throughout my life whenever I get stressed out.
This is the first time in my life that I've been diagnosed with stress, and it sucks. My life IS quite stressful. I wish I knew if we were returning to Russia soon.
I am an impatient man.
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and you have a right to be. I hear it in your voice too.
Chaim Shimpsh is gorgeous KA"H... decided to call him Chimp... for short
They say that Laffy taffy's are a good cure for stress. You might want to run that suggestion by the dentist.
shimsh looks like malki here. don't you think?
Pot is a natural stress reliever. I have yet to find a stressed out pothead. I think you should consider it.
Advil will fry your liver.
So does Mashke.
Pot will fry your brain, but it aint that bad because you can live long and well without so much brains.
Can someone remind me why I still respect Shoch?
Ummmm.
I can't come up with any GOOD reasons why you would STILL respect me...
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