Monday, December 29, 2008

Mezuza with frozen car glue



Ilana playing dreidel.



Dan sporting his Tzitzis. Check them out.



Dan and Chaim.



Miriam on a horsey! She also played with their live cat.



Last night (Sunday night) we went to the Berkuns for our final Chanuka party of 5769. Oleg and Ilana had prepared an entire meal, and had bought a bunch of fruits and plasticware for us, and a new knife so they can cut the fruits for us.

Their children, 11-year-old Chaya Mushka (named after Chayale) and 2-year-old Dan were very excited, and though it took Miriam a little while to get used to the new faces, soon she was running around with Dan.

Since we didn't have any more plastic Menorahs, we brought our second oil one (which Benny had bought for us back in New York the day before we left) and gave it to them, since we know they will definitely be using it. We lit by the window with olive oil, and then had a wild game of Dreidel, in which Chayale lost early, but only because Miriam ate all her chocolate coins.

We spoke for a while, and then I took out the Mezuza we had brought (donated by R' Dovid Cohen) to put up in their house. They wanted to know how to pay, so we told them to visit a poor Jewish family and bring them supper.

Then we went to look at the doorpost where the Mezuza would be, and saw that it was steel. So Oleg ran out to buy some glue. But the stores were closed, so we used some kind of car-glue from the USA which had frozen somehow. When Oleg tried to squeeze it out the front, the back of it exploded and glue went flying all over.

But we got the Mezuza in place, and gave their home a blessing. It was very nice.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Color war in Stavropol
















Today (Sunday) we woke up early, and Borya Vineberg came to fix our STUPID kitchen light. He did it so Ghetto style, I had to hold back a smirk several times.






Today was Sunday school! We are so happy that finally we will be organizing the school. The Sakhnut is out of money, and the funding was taken from the Rosh Hakahal, so finally we can make it into a proper Jewish school. And today we got a look at what they already do, as we visited the Sakhnut office, where most of the parents were already waiting.






The little kids, trained by their 'dance choreographer', perfomred for us the cutest little show, and told the story of Chanukah in rhyme. They also danced to some music that Lena Vanskova played on the piano. It was adorable.




Then we went into the next room where an entire meal was set up. First I lit Menorah, then while everyone ate, I told the story of Chanukah. After that, the fun began. The kids were split into teams (Sevivon and Shamash), and Natasha Kulugina and myself were the 'judges.'


Then the kids had to compete in:


- Who can eat the most Sufganiyot

- Who can draw the nicest 'Chanukah art'

- Who can tell the Chanukah story best

- Which team can answer the most questions on Chanukah


And some other ones. Of course, it ended in a tie (we cheated).


Above are some new pictures we received from our Chanukah event, thanks to Yulia Sharapan. I think they are quite nice.

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Shabbos Chanukah


Quick post, since there is much work to do.


Friday we did our first 'Hebrew meal', where only Hebrew was allowed. Both Gorovenko families, who lived in Israel 8 years ago and speak Hebrew fluently, as well as Mel Solomon, our regular, were expected to come.
Just before Shabbos though, a surprise guest arrived, and Borya Vineberg joined the meal. It was lively and fun, we spoke Torah, reminisced about Israel, and the Gorovenko's couldn't get enough of the food, particularly the Chatzilim and Chumus, which they hadn't eaten in 8 years. They were the first guests we have had who finished all the food we served.
Shabbos day the Faivushkins came, and stayed for the tnrie day. We discussed alot of Torah, and spoke about the upcoming crisis which is about to hit Russia. They stayed to light Menorah, and were fascinated by Havdalah.
Motzei Shabbos Borya Vineberg again dropped by randomly, to pick up a Menorah.
We gave him a dreidel and Sufganiyot to take home with the Chanukiyah.

Friday, December 26, 2008

Chanukah Day 4 - 10,000 Dollar Doors


Thursday is my new day of Mivtzoim. The idea came from hearing that in Novosibirsk, Rabbi Zaklos has a lunch-and-learn program of over 50 businessmen once a week.

That is unbelievably amazing, by Russian standards. How did he do it, and what does he teach? When I was in New York for the Kinus Hashluchim I asked him. He told me that it all began with him going on Mivtzoim. After a year or so, he brought up the idea of starting a 'lunch and learn' program for the businessmen, and his class grew. As a matter of fact, the class led to the building of his beautiful Shul.

In case you were wondering, he teaches Chumash and Rashi.

I'd been doing a small route each Friday, and after a discussion with Chayale, we decided to change it to Thursday, since A) Shabbos now comes in early, and B) she is starting 'Mommy and me' in our apartment on Thursday.

My route started at the Solomonov's, or rather, the restaurant where we made the Torah event. There I met Sasha and Kostya, and put Tefillin on both of them. They told me that their friends were coming from Pyatigorsk, and that they were Halachic Jews, so I waited for them and when they arrived, strapped them up in Tefillin too.
I also gave them all these little bags Chayale made containing 3 Sufganiyot, a dreidel, and chocolate coins from America. Chayale had put a little sticker on the ziploc bags, and written on it веселой и светой хануки, or 'have a happy and sweet Chanukah'. And I also had Menorahs with me, the classic Chabad gold metal ones with the colored candles.

Then we sat down for tea. As I sipped out of three stacked plastic cups and munched on fresh oranges, I found out that out that a brother of the Solomonov's, who is somewhat of a guru and spiritual guy who can heal people (apparently) by moving his hands around a person's face is moving to India. My mind flashed to Chabad of Mumbai and I toldthem that while he is going there to save other peoples souls, who is taking care of his soul? I then demanded they tell me which city he's ging so I can direct him to the local Chabad House. They promised to ask him and let me know.
Kostya also informed me that he is moving to Moscow permanently, his family to follow in a couple of months. I hugged him, and then he said that he wants to open up a kosher restaurant there. He asked me to help hook him up with a Rabbi. After explaining the harsh reality of opening a kosher restaurant and seeing he still was interested, I called Rabbi Kahn of the Vaad HaKashrus in Moscow, who invited him for a Shabbos meal (Kostya will be in Moscow for Shabbos), after which they would discuss opening a restaurant in Moscow.


I finished by telling them the story of Chanukah, a little Dvar Torah, and reminding them to light 5 candles, after which I left and went cross-city to the office of Yosef Zizov, a small, energetic mountain Jew who runs a business selling pharmaceuticals to hospitals together with his cousin, Shimon Batiashvili. They are Georgian Jews, and Yosef has been bugging me for a month already to come visit him. A couple of days ago, I acquiested, and planned a Chanukah party at his house for Thursday night.

However, Chayale was not up for going to a party, and it's mainly my fault since I forgot to tell her. Besides, she pointed out to me, The Zizovs had already experienced Chanukah by being at the Chanukah on ice, and getting the visit from myself. Rather, she suggested we make Chanukah with the Berkuns, who want us to put a Mezuza up in their house.

So I called the Berkuns, and found out that everyone there is sick, so we decided to make a party for them Sunday night. Then I spoke to Chayale, who again confirmed that she wasn't up for going out to the Zizovs. As we drove up to his business, I prepared to tell Yosef about the cancellation.

Yosef Zizov works in a smallish place filled with people who are running around constantly. Drivers keep popping in, and calls keep coming in. People sit waiting for meetings outside his office, which instead of having his name etched into the door, has "сами главни" or in English "most important person".

As the Rabbi of the city, to him I have mportant status, so when I opened the door of his office to notify him that I was here, he shooed out the 6 businessmen sitting there, telling them to wait until he is done with the Rabbi, and ushered me in.
His office is also impressive. He has contacts all over the city and country, and pictures with many famous people including Putin, etc. Also he has notes wishing him personally a good year from the new governor, and stuff like that.

I sat down to speak, and told him that we would have to cancel. Immediately he gave me a guilt trip, explaining how he was one of the ten men for the Minyan, and in order to come he had cancelled a meeting with 20 people. He also told me his aging mother, who is bedridden, would be there, and had already arrived at his house, excitedly preparing for us. Furthermore, knowing we only eat 'Super-kosher', he had bought brand new dishes, pots and pans for our visit, and ordered 5 kilos of 'kosher' meat from Pyatigorsk.

The meat from Pyatigorsk is always a problem. The Rabbi there, Shertil Shalumov, is a mountain Jew. I met him and he is a good man, and a great Rabbi for his community, but from what I've heard, not everything he does is so 'kosher'. According to one source, he is even married to a non-Jew! Truth is I'd have to find out for myself, but for now I don't eat any of his 'Shechted' meat (I was told that he just blesses the cow and has a non_jew slaughter it). This is aside from the fact that it definiely isn't Lubavitch Shechitah. So people always ask me if I can eat his Shechita. I tell them that I am Ashkenazi and he is Sefardi, and we have different rituals to cutting our meat, and therefore I can't eat his meat.

Anyway, he almost pleaded with me to come to his house, so I called Chayale, and finally she agreed. After I told him the news, he explained me why it was so important for him to show us his house.

Basically, as a boy growing up in Kutaisi, his father was a devout communist (I know, that's an oxymoron). This meant that his father was embarrassed that he was born a Jew, and it also meant that they had no belongings, everything belonged to the state. He would make Yosef lie down straight on his bed without ruffling a drop of it or making a bit of a mess, since "it doesn't belong to us."

When Yosef grew up, he decided that not only was he going to be a proud Jew, but he was also going to have a big house, and everything will be HIS belongings. Now he is so proud of what he has, and wants to show it to me.

Then we chatted a bit more, and finally he put on Tefillin. As he read the Shema, his cellphone and business phone were ringing non-stop, and a few people kept poking their heads into the office, but he was focused on his prayers, and didn't hear a thing. When he was done, I told him how impressed I was, and finished with a little Dvar Torah.


I returned home, after unsuccessfully trying to meet several more Jews at work. There I helped Chayale make donuts, after which we got ready to leave for the Zizov's house.

Yosef and Ira, and their children 14-year-old Tamara and 12-year-old Gavriel (who confessed that he wants to be a Rabbi) live in a mansion somewhere in the North of the city. Surrounded by a high fence and guarded by cameras and a vicious-sounding dog (we didn't see him, but definitely heard him), their 4-storey house is a palace, and he proudly showed us around it, bragging as we went room by room. He has a big garden in the back of the house, and his own very large sauna, pool and gym. Everything in his house costed minimum 5000 dollars, and many items were specially imported from different areas of the world. His doors, for example, are solid red oak with stained (transparent and thick) glass. Each wheighed lots of pounds and were tough to open, and he said that every single door costed 7000 Euros (around 10,000 dollars).

I won't describe his entire house, but some thngs were nice to see. In every bedroom there is a Bircas Habayis, and in his bedroom the ceiling above the bed which holds the light fixtures is made in a delicate Magen David, which was custom-made and must have costed at least a year's worth of rent for our current apartment. His bedroom was actually full of Jewish items, such as an 'Abba' and 'Ima' drawing, and a painting of a Gemara next to a Shofar, and oddly there was a portrait of a naked woman also among the drawings.

Almost all the floors in his house are heated, which means that we didn't really need to put on slippers, which is a Russian tradition.

His wife and kids are the sweetest people you can imagine. It doesn't look like they care much about the 'stuff'.

Almost forgot, in the main hall they had set up 3 silver Menorahs (large ones, like the type Rabbi ShemTov probably lights in Shul). But apparently they had already lit, so we skipped that part and sat down to eat.

Food had been a problem, as I told him on Mivtzoim. In order to be kosher enough for us, I said, he's have to buy a new oven. Finally he understood that all he can serve us is fruits, so on the table was a MASSIVE assortment of all kinds of fruits including fresh apricots cherries, which you cannot find here except sometimes in Metro. He explained that they were from his garden.

He also served water, juice, and naturally.... you guessed it. Vodka! (I found one we recognized as Kosher).

While his mother was nowhere to be seen, his father-in-law was there, as well as two family friends. We spoke for awhile and ate many of Chayale's donuts (that she had brought), until Miriam and Chaim had to sleep, so we came home.

He may be a future major sponsor of ours, but I'm going to have to be careful with him. He is a cute little Mountain Jew, but something tells me you don't want to get on his bad side.

Chayale liked Ira and will probably start inviting her for womens events or something.

The Frum joke of the day is one that I made up (let me know what you think):

Why did the Rasha vetov lo cross the road?
To get to the Sitra Achara.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Now in Hebrew, we made it into TWO articles!

One is a Chanukah update:

http://shturem.net/index.php?section=news&id=32528

The other is a discussion about the 'Subbotniks', some of who live in Stavropol.

http://shturem.net/index.php?section=news&id=32204

Chanukah gift

We gave Miriam a Chanukah gift: a dreidel full of candies!!

If only you'd be able to see her reaction from my point of view. Her mouth was WIIIIDE open!

Mommy Tatty baby sister oh ya!!



A very random video.

Take 2 - Chanuka wishes



Day 3 of Chanukah, and what a bummer.

Today we were excited. A family here, our neighbors and our only big time sponsors ever (they gave me 2000 dollars cash for Rosh Hashana) was supposed to have a Chanukah party with us. We had brought them a Menorah from America, and Chayale spent a couple of hours making fresh Latkahs and Sufganiyot for them. They cancelled on us in the last minute, and it was really disappointing, as we were really looking forward to it.

Also, forgetting that tonight is Nittel nacht, the one night a year that we aren't allowed to learn, I sat with some members of the community and learnt some Gemara with them, actually we learnt "Mai Chanukah", the portion that discusses the story of Chanukah.

Only after finishing the Sugya did I look at the calendar and see that we weren't allowed to learn. Oh well. Looks like I'll the first Chabad Shliach in Gehinnom ;).

Quick anti-Chabad joke (but a good frum one): a Breslover and Lubavitcher passed away and went to Gehinnom. The Breslover yelled, "Rebbe, save me!" And Rabbi Nachman of Breslov's hand came out of the air and pulled him up to Gan Eden.

Then the Lubavitcher looked up and yelled, "Rebbe, save me!" And a hand came out of the air, gave the Chabadnik a dollar, and said, "start a Chabad House."

Chanukah miracle of the day: While there is always only enough cold water in our shower to last for one drop (per billion boiling water drops), today that one drop suddenly poured out and we had NORMAL warm showers!!! (but not for 8 days. Only for about an hour).

Strange.

The event set up




There were more tables with crafts and Dreidels, but we don't have a good picture of it.

Dreams are weird


About a week ago, a teenager from the community called to tell me that her grandmother, who had passed away a week earlier in Israel, had come to her in a dream wearing white clothes.

Odd, huh?

Chanukah day 2 - a private party


Pictured above is Tigran Avshalumov, son of the woman whose house we visited to say Kaddish, see below for story.

Yesterday was a bit of a lazy day. It started with a panicky morning, as we tried to collect money to pay our final month's rent for our office. In the end, we managed to raise half of the rent ($1250), which we gave the owners. They were so excited that they told us that after we leave, should we ever want to make a Jewish event there, they will give us a large room for free.

Of course, we still have to somehow come up with the rest quickly.

After that, we came home, and Chayale spent a couple of hours with the kids doing 'circle time'. Miriam was in heaven.

We held a 'finance meeting' with our secretary to discuss our finances, and how we can improve on our event next time.

Then again we rested until the evening, when we lit the Menorah and gave Miriam a little piano toy we bought for 10 bucks in Walmart in Monsey and had saved for this occassion. She loves it.

At 9:00 PM we had a visitor. Mel Salamon is a Jew from South Africa who teaches in 'English First' of Stavropol. I have already written about him several times, including the miracle story of how I met him (see previous posts from a couple of months ago). We made him a private 'party.'

The original plan was to actually party and sing a little, but he looked so exhausted. Instead we just sat and chatted. I gave him a Dreidel and a Menorah, and Chayale printed the Brachos (blessings) in English for him.

Then we ate some donuts and Latkas and spoke some more, after which he looked zonked and left home.

We'll see him again on Friday night, as he is our only regular (so far).

Chanukah event hits the news

http://collive.com/show_news.rtx?id=1319

http://yamlive.blogspot.com/2008/12/chanuka-on-ice-in-stavropol.html

http://www.crownheights.info/index.php?itemid=14834

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Who the heck is Michael?

A Chanukah message from Miriam.

Chanukah Pics

Making 250 donuts and 150 latkes with Tante Luba


Some rare mother- daughter quality time


Chaim has a Yarmulka!


Lighting the Menorah



Minyan for Kaddish


Last night, after the Chazzanus concert, I had to finish organizing a Minyan.

The entire day yesterday had been spent making calls to try and gather 10 men in order to say Kaddish in memory of Rachamamim ben Mordechai Avshalumov.

You see, one of our biggest and most consistant supporters and friends is a woman named Angela Avshalumova (pictured above with Chaim Shimshon). Her husband is a loud, warm Armenian, and she has three children who, of course, are Halachic Jews. There's Viktoria and Aram, who was 22 year old twins, and there's Tigran, who is (I think) 8.

Every month, she drops by the house unannounced, brings lots of fruits with her, and 3000 rubles (about 120 dollars), and then chats with Chayale. Actually, the first name we knew before we came to the city was Avshalumov, since her sister-in-law is Rina Avshalumov, a friend of Chayale's from Detroit.

Anyway, a week ago, she dropped by and told us how her brother's yahrzeit (day that he passed away) was coming up. She asked what to do. I told her that I'll try to get a Minyan together to say Kaddish. When she suggested that we do it in her house, since her entire extended family will be there too in order to remember Rachamim (or Roma, in Russian), I told her that I'll bring a Menorah which Aram will light.

(Actually the original idea was to get the Chazzan to say Kaddish at Yefim's event, where there will defnitely be a Minyan, but Yefim vetoed that idea).

After making calls the entire day, I finally had 10 men commit to be there. One of the men didn't know he was going to be there, and that was Refoel Khaimov. He's a taxi driver and a mountain Jew. I hired him to bring me there, and then bring me back.

On the way, I told him that he was making our Minyan (10 men needed to say the 'Kaddish' prayer). He was shocked, but happy to join.

We arrived at the Avshalumov residence, which was a little difficult to find, and it is a palace. Beautiful house, even for American standards. May everyone in our community live in such a house.

When I got there, waiting for me was already 9 men. One was a surprise. I had invited his son Roma, but Sasha Solomonov came to complete the Minyan. Then I called Misha Gorovenko, the last man, and he told me he was a few minutes away.

So while we waited, I gathered everyone into the massive living room, and set up the Menorah I had brought. I told over the story of Chanukah in brief. And then, Aram lit the Menorah. It was really beautiful.

Finally Misha arrived, with his little son Dovid in tow, and I instructed them what to do, then said Kaddish. Afterward I explained what Kaddish is about and why we say it.

Then I thanked everyone for coming, and prepared to leave. But Misha Gorovenko grabbed my arm.

"Kavod HaRav," he said (he says those words before he speaks to me. Every time) "we just got here. Please stay longer. I want my son to see some Yiddishkeit and hear you say a few more words."

Viktor, Angela's husband, asked me also to stay, and invited us to sit with him and his family for a small meal. I tried calling Chayale but couldn't get through, so I told them I'll stay a couple of minutes. Then I noticed a bottle of Grey Goose, and told them I can drink that. And water. And fruits.

AFter which a massive discussion on Kosher erupted. Viktor, who owns a restaurant, said that when Rabbi Shayevich (the other chief Rabbi of Russia) came to Stavropol a couple of years ago, he ate in Viktor's restaurant.

This put me in a quandry. I explained that I'm Chabad, etc. etc. Although for the life of me, I cannot understand why Rabbi Shayevich would do that.

Anyway, then I told a Dvar Torah about what is so special about the miracle... it seems like the most boring miracle ever! That followed with a huge discussion on Talmud, and if I can argue with the Talmud. Then people spoke about Rachamim and we all made some Lechaims that his Neshama should have an Aliya.

It was really, really nice. They had put out tons of juicy-looking food. While I didn't touch anything, I could see that the Minyan were impressed and happy. The final discussion was about building a Shul and finsing space for one. While they argued and spoke, I chatted with Aram, the son. He has started working, so I asked him if he would mind being on my Mivtzoim route.

"No problem," he said. So my list has now grown a bit.

Then we all said our thanks, I thanked the entire Minyan for coming and the Avshalumovs for having us, and I got into Refoel's taxi on the way home.

As we are driving past the city center, Refoel turns to me and says, "thank you so much."

He then explained that the person we had just said Kaddish for, Rachamim Avshalumov, was a close friend of his.

Hashgocho Protis is what I call that.



Shayevich

The other party


Cute pun, huh?

Yesterday we went to Yefim's party... Rather, the one he organized for the seniors. Overall, there were about 50 people who attended, and we arrived a couple of minutes late. The kids were at home being baby-sat by Luba Ozerova, the kind woman who helped Chayale make the Sufganiyot.

It was kind of a grand entrance, and everyone turned to look. Chayale thinks that they never actually expected us to come, rather to just find an excuse like they did for our event. But we were there, and what can they do?

They sat us next to two people. One was a mountain Jew couple from Georgia. I had never met him before, but I had said Tehillim for him the previous week while he went for heart surgery (I'm close with his son-in-law... he's on my Mivtzoim route), and he was delighted when I told him his Hebrew name and his mothers Hebrew name!

The other was Anatoly Tartychev, who is the assistant to the governor and a smart man. We relaxed in our seats, and ate some oranges.

For the party they had hired Vladimir Shiff, a local musician who is very good, and brought in from S. Peterburg (through the Federation which pays that 2 entertainers can fly to each city every year) a Chazzan named Boruch Finkelstein.

We assumed that I was going to light the Menorah (which is what I had requested), or say a few words at least, but instead someone else lit the Menorah, and about 10 other people spoke.

It got to the point where people started demanding that they let the Rabbi speak (Anatoly Tartychev was one of them), but... nothing.

Meanwhile the Chazzan sang beautifully, I even knew some of the songs, like 'By mir bistu shein' and 'Shalom aleichem'. There was a poignant moment which was a highlight for me.

There is an 80-year-old named Dovid Fishman who is on Yefim's board. In my opinion, he is the most decent person on the board. I also highly respect him, and honestly think that he is the smartest person in Stavropol. I love him, even though he is someone who probably wants me out of the city.

Last night was his 50th anniversary. He is a short little guy, and he has a short, cute little wife. In honor of their anniversary a song was played for them, and they danced around the room, obviously very much in love. Everyone watched. For some reason it reminded me of my Bubby and Zaidy, who passed away a year ago, and I couldn't keep the tears from my eyes. After the dance I went over to Dovid, drew him into a corner, and made a private Lechaim with him.

Lechaims? I forgot to mention. It was almost an issue. The vodka on the table was a brand I had never seen before. When someone wanted me to say Lechaim, I had to excuse myself and call Rabbi Kahn, our 'kosher Rabbi' in Moscow.

He told me it was 'bechezkas kashrus', in other words, the high percentage is that it's kosher, so unless we know otherwise, we can drink it.

We also saw Yefim's 'Sunday school', which consisted of 5 children, in action. They sang a cute Chanukah song. Then one girl dressed up in a costume and sang 'tumbalalaika', which was really cute.

We left early, and it was a nice event.

On the way out Chayale asked them to give us 6 Menorahs, which they did. That's another annoying thing. All the packages for us go to him. It isn't ritten that they are for us and that we pay for them, therefore he just steals them and uses them. So we had to ask for 6 of our Menorahs. What a situation, eh?

On the way home we walked, for the first time at night, through the center of the city, and met two community members. It was nice.

Many people were upset that they weren't invited. Again, he was selective. Very selective in who can come to his parties.

Things will get better.

Monday, December 22, 2008

First pictures of our new home-to-be







They don't do it justice.

A store near the event


I call it the 'Carlebach store'

The brachos

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Chanukah on Linoleum







B"H our party, Chanukah on Ice, was very successful. Over 100 people (and I really counted) attended! There was latkes and donuts made by myself and a lady from the community, chocolate coins, nuts, fruit and lots of soda and beer. Most of the people skated (Including, Kanyeshna, the Rabbi!) and danced to the awesome Jewish music that Zvi prepared. Zvi played dreidel with the adults early on and then again with the kids later on. About half way through, we brought eveeryone to the party room and an old guy told the story of Chanukah. Half way through that, one of the ladies in the community and informed me that actually, he is not saying the story of Chanukah at all! So we hurried him along and then Zvi said a few words and lit the Menorah, a very impressive 5 ft structure . We all sang Haneiros Hallalu and the kids sang Sevivon. Then there was more skating and playing and dancing and a raffle, raffling off a Menorah. We gave out guides with songs and instructions on how to light the Menorah.
The only hitch was when these Christians showed up out of support and proceeded to distribute goody bags full of treif food to all the heilike Neshomas who we were trying so hard to shower with Mitzvos and kosher food. Zvi yelled at the woman who invited them so I don't think that'll happen again soon.
I was a little despondent at the amount of Non-Jews that came. It's one of the downs of Shlichus here, that families are all intermarried. Even the kid who won the Menorah isn't Jewish but Zvi reminded me that his father is and he will Iy"H light the Menorah. That's the hope, that through the non-Jews, we reach the Jews. And the non-Jews are so very nice and really add to the party! Anyway, all in all, it was a beautiful event. We're very proud of our first holiday event!
Happy Chanukah to all! May we meet together in Yerushalayim with Moshiach and light the Menorah in the Beis Hamikdash with Moshiach even before you read this!

Ready for the party




There is an old woman in the community named Luba Ozerova. She claims to be a descendant of Ezra, which would mean that technically, she is Stavropol's only Cohen (that I know of).

She is one of the sweetest ladies in the community. We call her 'Tante Luba'. Whenever she comes over, she takes Miriam and Chaim and entertains them for hours.

Naturally, as she is a good cook and trustworthy woman, we hired her to make all the Sufganiyot for the party (around 250 of them).

She came on Wednesday to learn Chayale's recipe, and they made a delicious batch of donuts, some with jelly, some without. I had like 12 of them, and snuck the rest to Miriam when Chayale wasn't looking. We partied like it was 1999, and they were yum.

To the point: last night (motzei Shabbos), Luba came over and made 93 MORE!! And these are the real ones. The ones before looked deformed, which may be why Luba left them here, and may explain my stool problems (rim shot). I wonder how long I can hold myself in.

From eating, you sicko!

Today she is going to bake like 200 more!!

Saturday, December 20, 2008

A chance to move forward



As I wrote (or so I think), last week someone from Moscow came to assess the situation between the president of the community and myself. If you have been reading this blog persistantly, you will know that the president has been abusing his power, and is hated by about 90% of the Stavropol Jewish community. We tried over and over to work with him, but nothing worked out, even signed agreements, which he broke.

Two thursdays ago, we met and he essentially said he didn't want a shul or kosher kitchen in his place. We informed Rabbi Lazar, who sent someone down for the assessment.

First the man, Igor, interviewed us. We spoke for 3 hours. Igor is one of the people who was with me in Moscow when we wrote the agreement the president signed (which he had now broken repeatedly). I told Igor I refuse to work with him because:

1 - He doesn't want Yiddishkeit, and I am here for just that purpose.
2 - He is inconsistent and lies.

We also wanted to take away his funding for the Sunday school.

To make a long story short, the current situation, after all the talking, etc. is:

1 - Sunday school is ours (funding at least). This means we can start to teach Yiddishkeit to the kids again.
2 - The shul and kosher kitchen moves out of the center. We will rent our own office, where the shul, kitchen, and Sunday school will be.
3 - We will inform each other of what we will do each month.

Let's see how this works out. It's definitely a better situation than it was before.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Sketches


In the last post, some random people asked for sketches and assured our many viewers that this site rocks.

Hopefully this blog will help them decide that they want to experience this too, and go on shlichus to Russia. I may not write it much, but the fact is, shlichus here is amazing! We have an unbelievable community. I wouldn't go anywhere else in the world if you payed me (and believe me, if you payed me I'd be in a better off spot than I am now).

Another quick point: if you are reading this, we can use your help, and you get to see where your funds go. COntact me if you can or want to. My email: rabbizvi44 at yahoo.com

Anyway, to the diagrams. The first is a toe poking out of the bathtub.

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Now, a question mark floating above the water.


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And finally, the last (and best) diagram. Our pathetic shower head:


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Notice the question makr under the shower.

The water doesn't reach his head.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Bathing Russian style



Above is an old picture from before we had a washing machine.

Life was good then.

But life in Russia is no simple matter. A year ago we moved into a new apartment, which has its faults (Boruch Hashem we are moving again soon). The biggest problem is the water issue, which we tried to address immediately. But the plumbers explained us that the way it was built makes it unfixable without tearing apart the entire apartment (same goes for many plugs and light fixtures).

This meant that when we have water, only a dribble of cold water comes out, while hot water will blast out of it like Mount Vesuvius. Therefore, for the past year we were forced to resort to taking showers under limp spools of water like the old showers in CGI Montreal, in order that the hot and cold water should be evenly dished out.

About a month ago, the cold water stopped altogether. Since then, we have had to fill buckets with cold water from the kitchen, then even it out by pouring boiling bath water into it.

This is followed by getting a 'kvart', and then systematically pouring the warm water over our heads several times.

The rumors are true. I actually did come up with a better alternative method, which is currently under review for a Nobel prize.

What I have started doing is filling the bath with hot water, then adding a ton of cold water (this takes about 45 minutes to set up), then I shower in the bath if you get my drift. Lots of fun, the only downside is that I get to sit in my own guck for a half hour.

Easily solvable though. That's why towels were created.

Oddly, on Friday and Shabbos this past week, there was only cold water and it was blasting.

I hate Murphy.

One Day with our Misnaged is worse than 365 days with no hot water

Der Chossid, Reb Yid, Zvi Peretz Chershkovich Shlita

The Misnaged










Last night Zvi welcomed a guy at the airport from Moscow, Igor, who came to assess the situation as it stands in Stavropol. We hoped it meant that he would assess that Efim is not a good idea for the Jews of Stavropol and a new and better person should replaced him.


After speaking with the misnaged this morning, Igor came to our home where he was served a delicious lunch (if I may say so myself) and met with the Der Chossid, Reb Yid, Zvi Peretz Chershkovich Shlita. Harav Zvi made his Rebbetzin very proud when he said firmly and politely that we are no longer going to work with Efim ; he doesn't want Yiddishkeit, we do. He isn't trustworthy.


An hour later, people started to show up at our door just to get a word in on all the Tzuros and problems and personal harrasement they had with F-him (oops did i really just write that!?) . They were all young and cute and pretty. Well, not all but they really were a lively bunch. They wouldn't stop talking. Efim called a number of times in the middle but Igor, the dude, was conveniently never available.


Finally after a number of hours, Igot had to go back to Efim and speak to his guys about how the Rabbi gives no him no mula or respect and doesn't tell him about events ahead of time.


The dude, Igor, it seems, is not so clearly on our side as were sure of in the morning. He has been very neutral but to quote him as he left our house "the problem is a lot bigger than I thought..."


So, in conclusion, Chayale is a good cook, Zvi is a smart man, we have a stunning new apartment, and Efim is a misnaged. And the A"R said "The time spent with a Misnaged is so much worse than jail (Rashi: Soviet crumbling homes with no water)


So now we're hoping not that we kick out Efim - that'll take too much time and energy and could land us on our tuchesses big time- but that we reach an agreement that we will go our separate ways. May it be His will.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

The Shul in Krasnodar


Just realized we never posted a picture.


Something for us to look forward to...

A day in Pyatigorsk


Pyatigorsk.

A beautiful, very European city, yet full of different characters which makes you feel as though you landed in Western Asia. Mountains can be seen all around it, including the 5 mountains which give the city its name. Mount Elbrus, the tallest mountain in Europe, can be seen in the distance, along with rest of the Kavkaz, which look alot like the Alps.

I traveled there today for just the second time since I've been here (the first was to visit Rabbi Shertil Shalumov, a mountain Jew, and the Rabbi of the city).

I was going to take the bus there, but then I got a good deal on a taxi (just 1500 rubles) and got a nice quiet drive in the comfortable seats of the car, where I lay down and slept.

The reason I was going was because of the Sachnut (an organization with a goal to deal children around the world about Israel, and eventually have everyone make Aliya. They employ locals to do the teaching). The guy in charge of the Sachnut in South Russia, an Israeli named Lev, was in Pyatigorsk for the day, and I agreed to meet him upon the request of Natasha, the very nice lady who runs the Sachnut in Stavropol, and has helped us many times during our rough patches and early days here.

The Sachnut of Pyatigorsk is located next to the city theatre, and I was picked up and brought to its spacious offices by Misha, their driver. There I met Lev, and we sat down to chat.

Basically he told me (some of this is not his words) that the Sachnut in Russia has also been hit bad by the economic crisis (several people have told me that they are closing shop all over Russia... virtually everywhere). He suggested that we rent a place together, or rather, that we rent a place, and Natasha would technically 'rent' a room or two from us, and use our place as an address for the Sachnut. He explained that the Sachnut's all over Russia are being asked to try and join with the other Jewish organizations in the city (which probably is very hard in other cities, considering all the built up animosity between organizations that vie for control, as is usual for Jewish communities around the world). They tried to work with Yefim (community president who has been giving everyone a hard time), but he refuses.

My opinion? first off, regarding the entire Russia, this is good for the Chabad Rabbonim around Russia, since most of their competition will be gone, allowing them to focus on their work.

As for Stavropol, I gladly welcome Natasha and would love to work together with her. Aside from the fact that she has helped us and is a genuinely kind and competent person whom the community adores, it is also better for the community. Yefim is probably losing his funding from Moscow (I won't get into that now, but it is good news, since he has only abused his power), and this means that all Jewish organizations are under one roof.

The community is bigger than myself (or rather, myself and Chayale). Yes, we are here to focus on Yiddishkeit, but the truth is that we cannot help everyone, and the more Jewish organizations that exist here which can offer services and simply be there for people, the better.

The advantages:

- We can reach out to more people
- Working together with her means that she will introduce us to the community and we will meet more faces
- Not only will our organization be completely kosher, but so will the Sachnut! (a condition of them working with us)
- At least the people going to Israel will know a little about Yiddishkeit
- Less stress in the long run
- Instead of focusing on who we are NOT, we can focus on who we are, and try to get a Synagogue going.

That's my opinion.

Also in Pyatigorsk, I put Tefillin on a mountain Jew (Lev had already wrapped himself up that morning), and spoke to the head of the 'Joint' of South Russia, which gives food to old people in Russia, and also wants to work together.

Now I'm back home. I cannot go outside tonight (not that I would) because the police called a curfew saying that there are dangerous people around tonight and everyone should be vigilant and stay indoors.

Stavropol.

From a real turkish newspaper

http://www.dunyabulteni.net/news_detail.php?id=60605

See the second to last picture.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Help a child with leukemia


Alexander Feldman, 2 years old, has cancer. Boruch Hashem it isn't bad, and is easily treatable with chemotherapy and vitamins. But his father Denis, a member of the Jewish community of Stavropol is out of a job, and now literally has no food to put on the table.

I want to raise enough money to get the child through the year, and to do that I need to find someone who can give an 11,500 dollars donation.

Anyone know of anyone?

The picture is of Denis and Alexander.

My little brother makes it (somewhat) big

http://chabad.info/index.php?url=article_en&id=13242

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Chaim's bed


Just a picture.

Governor Gaievsky's Jubilee



This past Thursday was the new governor of Stavropol Krai's birthday. His 50th birthday, hence his 'Jubilee'.

Ari Edelkopf, shliach to Sochi, shared this information with me, and suggested I send him a card and a gift.

At first, I decided not to do this, since I wanted to deliver the Menorah I have for him personally, but then we found a wonderful present given to us by friends in Montreal who were in Israel... A Chamsa with Birkas Habayis on it.

So my secretary bought a big card, and we wrapped up the Chamsa in a nice gift bag that we had bought in New Jersey.

We deliberated alot over what to write. My suggestion was:

"Esteemed majestic and honored governor may you live to 120,

Congratulations on your Jubilee! I'm sure you know that the word 'Jubilee' cmes from the Hebrew word 'Yovel', in which every 50 years all land was returned to it's proper owner in ancient Israel. Therefore, in recognition of YOUR Jubilee, we request the return of the Stavropol Synagogue to it's proper owner."

Unfortunately, my plan was vetoed, and you can read above what we eventually wrote.

We brought it to the 'Duma', and dropped it off with a Jew who works in the governors office, and prmosied to give it to Mr. Gaievsky.

The worst thing about shlichus in Russia


Here's a picture I found from last years Chanuka event for the kids.

Being a Rabbi in a Russian city is difficult nowadays, and for many reasons.

- Barely any kosher food
- Anti-Semitism is occassinally tangible (and swastikas are all over)
- The closest Rabbi/friend is a 5 hour drive
- Your entire family and most of your friends are in a different time zone
- With the current economic crisis, we are barely funded
- We must leave every 3 months for at least a month (it's impossible to get residency)
- Any peulos you do are taken for granted
- In order to survive you must learn the art of bribery

But the worst by far, the hardest thing about Russian shlichus occured this past shabbos, when we had an entire family over for the meal.

I had met the teenaged son over the internet, and he had assured me that his mother was Jewish from 'her mother' (meaning that the family were Halachic Jews).

When I called them to invite them, I found out that they also had a daughter of preschool age. Now I was really excited. A teenager and a little girl!

Friday we both prepared for the meal. Chayale made one of the most delicious dinners ever (including a dessert that was out of this world), and I prepared a bunch of Dvar Torahs.

They came, and we had a wonderful time. Singing, chatting, telling over some words of Torah. The family was totally normal. They were obviously well-off, and enjoyed the meal.

We were really excited that we had found another Jewish family to introduce to the community (they didn't know there was an established community here in Stavropol).

But then as they left, the mother gave Chayale a hug, and in middle of thanking her, told her that only her father was Jewish!

This has been eating us up since.

All that effort...

Friday, December 12, 2008

Monday, December 08, 2008

Karkafta at the airport


As reported before, our luggage (including over 500 dollars of refrigerated food) was left in Moscow on Wednesday night.

And what an ordeal. We filed a report, and then came home. Thursday we had people calling them all day, until we found out that I had to fly to Moscow to get our stuff.

We started planning to book a ticket, and even thought about making a short fundraising trip in order to reimburse for the trip and perhaps pay for Chanukah. However, I was really sick (see last post) and not looking forward to the trip. Also, it would mean transferring and lugging 7 huge bags to a different terminal alone.

Firday morning good news came. They might fly our luggage to Min Voda but we'll have to pick it up. When will it arrive? at 2:00 (which leaves 2 hours left til shabbos starts. Min Voda is a 2 hour drive from Stavropol).

I went to the notary to officially give permission for a goy to pick up our stuff (I'm not into taking risks), and he set off for the long drive (which we paid for).

Side note: a sign of Russian bureaucracy was the NINETEEN stamps on the notaries table (I counted them all). She used 5 of them on my document.

Friday night the dude didn't show up with our luggage. At 2 AM our door rang, but no one came upstairs.

Shabbos day to our surprise Viktoria (our secretary, who always has shabbos off), showed up. She told us that we ALL had to go there in person.

By this time we were certain that it was all probably ruined (the meat, cheese and fish).

So Sunday we set off, all 4 of us sick, in 2 cars. One driven by Oleg Bogopolsky, the other by Refoel Khaimov, a mountain Jew (he's a halachic Jew, his wife isn't. And he's the guy who drove me ever yom kippur to the freezing ice cold mikva in the mountain stream I took, which I think I wrote about).

We got to the airport and had to wait for a vet to arrive.

Why a vet?

To throw out the mneat and stuff, since 'we cannot allow this stuff into Russia.'

While we waited I decided to ask Refoel if he ever put on Tefillin. "No" was his answer. So I took out mine, and asked if he was interested in doing it.

"In the street?"

"If you'd like, we can put it on in the car."

"No, I am a proud Jew. Let's do Tefillin outside."

So for my first time in Russia, and first time I have ever seen in Russia, a Jew put on Tefillin in public.

Then we went inside, where we had to open our luggage to be scrutinized by the vet.

He was a big Russian, looked like a Cossack.

He started off by ranting about how we weren't allowed any food into Russia, and we would have to pay a fne.

But Chayale spoke to him, and calmed him down. She explained to him about kosher, and told him to be nice to us.

Surprisingly he agreed, and not only let us take in all the non-rotten meat (which was alot), but also let us get away with no fne whatsoever, even for overwheight luggage.

Most of the food survived and are now in our freezer.

Sunday, December 07, 2008

A day at the doctor in Stavropol


I think the proper thing to do before I get to the doctor part of this is tell you about our trip home.

While in Montreal I had nursed a bad strept (or is it strep?) back to health, and just before I left Morristown to return home, it returned.

I staked my claim that it was bad, but there was no time anyway to go to the doctor.

We got to the airport a little late, and had to sort things out.

Basically, our travel agent (may no one use his services) has screwed us over. We had bought tickets to Moscow online (complicated story), and we payed him to get us tickets from Moscow to Mineralniy Voda, the closest normal airport.

He was doing three things at once, so he made it on the wrong date. Then, when we discovered this, he made us pay for all the changes as though it were our fault... and didn't even connect it to the New York-Moscow flight, meaning we would have to transfer all our 7 pieces of luggage from one terminal to the next in Moscow and recheck in (and pay overwheight again), all whilst lugging our two kids along.

At the airport we were the last to check in, and rushed through it. The ticket counter lady was really nice and friendly, and she organized that our luggage will go straight to Min Voda, which was a relief.

We had a new theory for Miriam. Usually she gets cranky and bad throughout the flight. This time we decided to let her be until she falls asleep, and not try to do it on our terms. It worked, and she fell asleep for the entire flight, a miracle of red-sea-splitting porportions.

Chaim also pretty much slept through the flight, which was good.

It was our year anniversary from going on shlichus, and our 3 year anniversary since we married. We exchanged gifts on the plane.

Finally, we landed in Moscow. We stood by the plane demanding our double stroller, since otherwise we'd be carrying the kids around. We ran to the domestic transfer desk (located all the way across the entire airport) with the kids, only to be told that we had to buy Chaim a ticket, since our TRAVEL AGENT in America forgot to do so.

So we had to clear customs, find a counter and get the ticket. We then exchanged terminals, went through security again, and with them announcing our name already over the loudspeaker, were told that the bought ticket wasn't registered in their system.

Luckily the lady at the desk got on our case, bumping in front of an entire lineup at the Aeroflot ticket counter, and we were the last people on the plane.

Naturally, all our seats were far away from each other, so they upgraded us to business class.

Peeking into first class, in Russia they ACTUALLY HAVE PAINTINGS ON THE WALLS of the plane! And people are literally sinking into couches and stuff.

It was like being on a flying Louvre.

We landed in Min Voda, only to find out that our luggage was still in Moscow.

We were told that we'd have to fly to Moscow to get it back, but then thankfully they were sent to Min Voda. In an hour we will iy"h pick it up. All our many pounds of meat, cheese and fish are probably ruined.

Meanwhile, when we got back, all of us were sick. We had endured a gruelling 4 hour ride on a 'gazelle' (mini-bus with no shocks), a trip that should normally take an hour and a half.

My strep had returned full swing, so we booked an appointment with the doctor in the medicine center, considered the3 classiest place in Stavropol, and only a block away.

We have connections there since the owner of the private center is a Jew. His daughter, who heads one huge department, is a good friend of Chayale's, as is his grand-daughter.

Anyway, I went to the doctor with my secretary, who would be needed for translation purposes.

The Stavropol center of medicine, which is the largest and most exclusive medicine center of the city, is run by a member of the community. His daughter heads one department, and his grand-daughter, a student who speaks sluent English, is a friend of Chayale's.

Therefore we are totally hooked up there, and in Russia, being connected means everything. Like you can find a janitor who can't go anywhere or do anything getting the best Vodka in the city for free because he knows the manager of the local store, or something like that.

Anyway, I will not describe the entire procedure of the super upper-class medicine center (which is about the equivalent of the Harlem Hospital emergency room in efficiency and classiness).

The doctors office was kind of large, with two doctors, one in front of a computer taking notes the entire time.

The one who dealt with me looked a little like an alien from a homemade video, being that she had a flashlight wrapped around her head with some silver foil thing. The flashlight, instead pointing toward my mouth like it does in America, rather shone toward her forehead where there was a massive silver reflector, so she can see inside my entire mouth (and probably my lungs and stomach too).

She started by asking me a bunch of questions. And by 'bunch' I mean like somewhere around the number 700. Meanwhile, the computer doctor was typing my answers furiously.

The questions included:

"Do you have elephantitis?"
"At what age exactly did you hit puberty?"
"Did you ever marry with a mammoth?"

The only questions they forgot were:

"Have you been to Chernobyl?"
and
"Did you pack these bags yourself and did you watch them at all times?"

When the interrogation finished, the check-up started. And boy was it primitive (but unfortunately without witch doctors).

First she checked my nose. She put a tiny gauze pad under my left nostril and asked me to hold my right nostril shut and breathe in and out from my left one.

She watched the fluttering gauze pad with interest, and the other lady furiously jotted down notes into the computer ("His right exhalement blew the gauze 15 nanometers further than the left one").

Then she checked my ears. Standard stuff. She peered through that black telescope doctors have and muttered stuff in Russian as the other lady assaulted the keyboard.

She then reached for the matches on the table (yes, among the doctor equipment on the table was a box of matches).

I quickly cracked a nervous joke about how I need my beard to be a Rabbi, and then watched as she lit one of those things that are put under hot food at simchas.

She then took a mirror, and stuck it to the end of a stick (how primitive can you get?), and HELD THE MIRROR OVER THE FIRE. As she turned it over and over atop the flame as though it were a hot dog, she asked me to open my mouth and stick out my tongue.

She was a slick one. As soon as my tongue popped out she grabbed it with her hand (protected from germs and shomer negiah issues by a gauze pad). Then she stuck the sizzling mirror into my throat. It burned so I tried to jump back, but she had a good grip on my tongue.

"I am never coming back," I thought at this point, but didn't say it, partially because I couldn't, since my tongue was being yanked.

Finally she finished checking my throat, and decided to test my hearing. And so (I kid you not) she went to the other side of the room and asked me to block one ear. Then she covered her mouth and started whispering words that I had to repeat back to her.

I don't mean to brag, but I got every single word correctly. And without boasting, let me say that I did 100% with both ears.

I half expected her to then walk into the next room and start whispering words, to test the decibel level of my ears, but thank G-d she didn't.

Then they printed out the subscription, and it had a total of NINE MEDICINES!!!!@#$%%$#@!!

One was for my 'ear problem' (go figure).

On the way to the apteka (pharmacy), we narrowed them down to 3.

Now I must never, ever get sick again.

Ever!

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

At the zoo



Yesterday was our last complete day in America. As a matter of fact, in only a couple of hours our flight back to Stavropol begins, and we have 7 suitcases ready and packed by the door.

Since the 'tzimtzum', as they call it (meaning: since Leviev's funding slowed down), the network established to get Shluchim in Russia kosher meat and milk stopped.

In the past, we would call Or Avner headquarters in Moscow, make our request (usually 90 kilos of chicken and 2 large boxes of long-life milk every 3 months or so) and they would send it to us and take the price off our salary. A simple and efficient plan.

But now things are different. Our ginormous freezer in Stavropol is almost bare, and there is no way to get meat. So this time we have packed lots of meat. Another shame, since the price for Kosher (Lubavitch shchita) meat in the US sky-rocketed.

Anyway, yesterday we finally managed to get to a zoo. It cost 15 dollars to go to turtleback zoo in New Jersey and barely anyone was there. Miriam ran around delighted. Squealing at the eagles, scared at the snakes (she even fell off a chair), and in awe of the horses (we couldn't get her to leave the horses).

It was a fun way to end our time in America, but it's a relief to be going back home.

Now if only we had all the papers for permanent residency.

Monday, December 01, 2008

We lost a great one



So much has been written about the attacks on Chabad of Mumbai that I don't think there is much more I could write.

Like many others I was glued to the computer trying to find out news. A Tehillim lay open in front of me and I would say a kapitul every so often confident that Rabbi Holtzberg and his family were going to be released.

After all, haven't we heard all the Farbrengens? the ones where the Mashpia tells us all that 'no shliach of the Rebbe has ever been harmed on his shlichus because shlucho shel odom kemoso'?

So what does this mean now? does this mean that all shluchim are vulnerable? is the magic of 'shlucho shel odom kemoso' over? for those of us living in 'dangerous' areas (and Stavropol is listed as one to US travelers, aside from the fact that down the block from us 2 Chechnyans killed some people), do we now leave our posts? or beef up security? do we hide? run?

The answer of course is NO WAY! Particularly in Russia, where we are out there to give them Jewish pride. 9/11 showed us that NOWHERE is safe. Not Manhattan, not the middle of Pennsylvania. So we DO beef up security, but we don't stop. We stand proud.

And we are proud of the victims we mourn. From what I hear, he was a great one. Someone that impressed even the Gerrer Chassidim and Satmar Chassidim with the breadth of his learning.

We need Moshiach. And this is why all us shluchim are out there. So he will come.

And we won't stop and hide.